his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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