Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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