Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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