The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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