just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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