you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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