Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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