you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I have aggressive nipples.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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