So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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