Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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