? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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