he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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