In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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