dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
if only i could text you this smell
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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