i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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