I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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