love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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