I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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