I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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