I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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