I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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