I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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