how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I did not marry a roomba.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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