Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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