Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Small penises have feelings too.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
love makes seman taste better
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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