she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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