You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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