I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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