just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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