I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You've changed since you got that strap on
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
