508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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