I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I wish i was in the wii world.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
