butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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