Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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