she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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