her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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