its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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