I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Watching her eat just hurts me
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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