I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize