Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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