Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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