jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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