dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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