I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Use "feeling words"
Yay
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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