Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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