I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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