wat bout pragnant strippers??
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
