Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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