exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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