Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize