When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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