that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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